Friday, March 27, 2009

The Cliff

my pencil committed suicide today
it jumped off the edge of the table
they say that objects tend to mirror the feelings of their owner
hmmmm



Is this what my pencil's trying to tell me?

There's gotta be a heaven somewhere

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sorry

You know what? I knew that you would never change. You will always remain as a selfish, ignorant, irresponsible person. It is my fault for believing that you've change. You can never change.

Those words that you uttered the other night kept ringing in my head. As much as I want to dismiss those hurtful words as one of the syndromes of mid life crisis, I know, deep down inside, that you are right, for you have always been able to see me clearer than anyone else. Perhaps it was the human psychology course you took. Perhaps, it is a father's instinct. Or perhaps, it's just me.

I am sorry to have to let you down AGAIN. I know that I'm somewhat a burden to you, with all my ambitions and what not. I know that you expected more from me. I should have taken initiative to check it. I should have cared more about my future. I should have... never let you down.

Sorry.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Zzzs

Fell asleep in Physics AGAIN
How many asst class reps does that in their mentor's class?

Bam bam bi da
Dam dam di da dam
I really don't like zhe kai

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sex Drive

I held a private screening today
While everyone were having their turns
I was sleeping
From Chemistry class to Mathematics class
How am I supposed to do well in 1st Semester exam?
Sigh.

Smells sooooo good!
Like lemon
Awww man!!!
Damn
Make up your mind!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

I need

Time

There are so so so many things I've been meaning to do:
1. Finish my maths homework
2. Finish my Physics homework
3. Finish my Chemistry homework
4. Try to understand Biology
5. Actually understanding Biology
6. Finish my assingments
7. Paint my nails black again
8. Get a facial
9. Get a massage
10. Curl my hair again

Guess what? Not one of the stuffs mentioned above's done

I need more time. It's not that I regret the way I've been spending my time this year. I don't. I just need more time. An extra 2 hours a day please?

March intake's commencing tomorrow.
Gotta sleep early tonight.
Gonna TRY to wake up earlier tomorrow.
There's gonna be a jam tomorrow.

Chemistry is cool. literally

Random fact: Aldehyde is very cold and totally smelly
アルデハイデ は すごい さあむい と くさい ですね!

I'm bored.
anyone knows that kholberg's theory is?

Friday, March 20, 2009

Melissa Says...

That she CAN go on a boy fast

HAHAHAHAHAHA



Sorry Mel but after what happened today, there's no way you'll be able to go on a boy fast.


Haha
Don't worry
neither can I

Monday, March 16, 2009

.

I don't like Cambridge A levels anymore

They've just stolen my best friend

Boo!


Cheryl May Chong Su Faye
I want you back badly
Who's gonna talk about 'interesting' stuffs with me now?
Mel's too innocent

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I am..

Disappointed.

8A1s, 2A2s, 1B3.

Don't like Mandarin anymore.
Yes, I do speak Mandarin.

Guess I really do need LAN

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Right (:




You Are the Ace of Diamonds



You are a lucky person, and you always seem to find yourself surrounds by pretty, shiny things.

You have a knack for success and money - though your skills can't really be learned or taught.



You shine in a room, and you a have a truly sparkling personality.

A true extrovert, you always are able to share a witty joke or the latest scandalous gossip.



While you do have an eye for bling, you are also quite generous.

A lot of wealth and luck comes your way. And you're not afraid to pass it on.



A gamble you should take: Sports betting



Your friends would describe you as: Captivating



Your enemies would describe you as: Greedy



If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A trophy wife or husband

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Akon - Right Now

1. Put your iTunes/Winamp/Media Player on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. You must write down the name of the song no matter how silly it sounds!
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag at least 10 friends
6. Anyone tagged has to do the same, because fun pointlessness spreads like a virus.

If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?

Akon - Beautiful
(Lol. Sounds italian)

How would you describe yourself?
Simple Plan - Your Love Is A Lie
(What?! )

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Rihanna - Rehab
(Hey, every good girl has to fall for a bad boy at least once)

How do you feel today?
Simple Plan - Save You
(I would've needed that)

What is your life’s purpose?
Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You
(You should've seen the plans I've already made for my wedding and the names I've choose for our children whoever you are)

What is your motto?

Coldplay - Viva La Vida
(I ruled the world)

What do your friends think of you?
Britney Spears - Circus
(All eyes on me in the middle of the ring just like a circus. LOL. I'm THAT entertaining?)

What do you think of your parents?
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You
(So True)

What do you think about very often?
Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar
(o.O The temptation. Can't keep my hands out the cookie jar)

What is 2 + 2?
Pink - Sober
(But sober's a five-letter word)


What do you think of your best friend?
Jesse McCartney - How do you sleep
(Reminds me of this: 看不见你的笑 我怎麼睡得著. )

What do you think of the person you like?
Rihanna - Cry
(Oh Crap. Just when I thought I've finally found the one.)

What is your life story?
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
(Can I really hide my emotions that well?)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Nickleback - Gotta Be Somebody
(I'll be a world class surgeon)

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Good Charlotte - The Anthem
(Ba ba da da~~ Wedding Anthem)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Ne-yo - Mad
(LOL. I'm dancing to cinderella though)

What will they play at your funeral?
Natasha Beddingfield - Angel
(I'll be your A . N . G . E . L)

What is your hobby/interest?
David Archuletta - A Little Too Not Over You
(Which You?)

What is your biggest fear?
Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Through The Phone
(Riiigghht. I love phone calls)

What is your biggest secret?
Rihanna ft. TI - Live Your Life
(I lead a double life)

What do you think of your friends?
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem
(Oh yea. You should've seen the crew at the SAM fiesta)


What will you post this as?
Akon - Right now (nanana)
(Give me a scissors, pencil and paper)

Tag:
you know what? I don't have much friends. Goodbye.

I'm sick.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Substance X

Substance X made my heart beat rise
Substance X made my blood flow faster
Substance X made my body feel weaker
Substance X made my bladder pee more
Substance X inhibited the release of ADH
Substance X prevented my body from absorbing any liquid
Substance X gave me the mother of all headache

What is Substance X?

Things that happened after taking Substance X:
I started smiling for no reason
My body became hot, not that it wasn't before that
I put the water bottle in the microwave oven
I put my head into the oven
I played with the oven till there was burnt smell
I sat there and watched a guy puke while others covered their nose
I slept on a couch for an hour and not realize it
I couldn't walk when I woke up

Conclusion: People with low blood pressure should not take substance X as it raises your blood pressure suddenly and after lying down for a while, your head will hurt really badly from the sudden rush of blood that you'll sit down and feel like crying because it hurts THAT badly.

Gotta sleep now.

I swore off Substance X 9 years ago.
Why did I ever went back?

Monday, March 2, 2009

It's a beautiful day

To Pass Driving Tests!

In Your Face Khai Yii!

hahahahaha

Car, you're mine. I promise I'll be gentle with you.
*grins*

Now people, be good and stay at home until I tell you otherwise.

:)
It's about time.