Lalala

Guess What?!

Mell LOVES PURPLE now!

Welcome to the club!

Ben's My Hero!

Today, I'll be introducing you to one of my oldest friend named Benjamin Wee.

Ok. Can't remember when I met him. He claims it's when we were 4. I don't have any idea about what happened before and around 3. Perhaps I bought the flower for the market at 'the wall' *watch stardust* So anyway, he's a really really nice guy!

Guess what? He's studying engineering in Taylors PJ but drives all the way to Subang to have lunch with Khai Yii and I. Oops! I mean James and I. Yesterday went like this:

Khai Yii: Ei! I need new flip flops la!

Me: Flip Flops?

Ben: Later when your class ends I come and fetch the both of you out la.

Khai Yii: No money la. Wait, I call my ATM out. *calls* He didn't pick up

Ben: Nevermind la. I got cash.

Khai Yii: Seriously go?

Ben: Can la. Yong Hui, wanna go?

Me: Donno la. Maybe going to do hair.

*My phone rings, mum said she can't fetch me home.*
Me: ok!

Ben: I'll pick you up at 4 k?

That was spontanous act 1

*Ben was driving*

Me: Your petrol reach E d still can drive one so cool!

Ben: Shoot! I forgot to pump! We won't be able to reach ou!

Khai Yii: Nevermind we pump now.

So, I helped Ben out with the pumping while James went to get some drinks. While waiting for James, Ben decided to answer the call of nature and left me with his keys. Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng

I swear, I was only gonna stand there with the keys but James came back and told me to drive to the toilet. So, I inserted the key, pulled the seat forward, clucthed, inserted gear 1, released the hand break, let go of the clutch and there I was, driving around a petrol station with James' life and probably everyone else's in my hand. It was a very smooth drive and I managed to reach the toilet with no casualties!

Then I went and parked right in front of the tank. Another car wanted to pump his petrol at the tank I was parked in front of so I had to move. James told me to park at the lot right in front of the toilet. This was where trouble started. You see, I'm really an inexperienced driver and I forgot to turn the steering wheel before releasing clutch so that my wheel would be prepared to turn. What I did was I released the clutch first and steer later. Too late. I overshot the lot and was heading towards the other cars

Ben came out of the toilet and saw his car almost banging into another car. He gave us the "wanna eat" sign x3. It was still ok as no one was moving right? Then the car in front, ie: the car I almost crashed into, decided to reverse! I paniced and tried to reverse too but guess what? Instead of inserting the reverse gear, I inserted the 4th gear and the car moved forward. Ben had to tell the driver to turn the other way. He walked over to the driver's seat and told me to come down. Smart me. I released the break and the clutch and the car moved forward. xD Then it stopped.

Hahahaha.

No scolding.

See, Ben's nice.

Part 2 coming up soon.

Breaking News

Ok. Let me tell you something. Listen really carefully.

I . Am . Running . For . SAM . Student . Council . President . 

Yea. 

That has gotta be the most stupid thing I've ever done.

So, VOTE For ME!!!

Oh ya, does anyone know how to campaign?

If I lose, Melissa's gonna die.

New Year List

List of Stuffs to get me through the hot and humid weather during CNY:

1. The Ink Heart Trilogy: Ink Heart, Ink Spell, Ink Death
2. Chuck Season 2 Episode 11
3. Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 15
4. Eragon The Movie
5. Eragon
6. Eldest
7. Brisingr


and oh ya! The notes and text books on bio, chem and physics. Class Test coming up right after CNY. And to brush up on my driving skills!

Guess Who?

This

Is

Robert

Pattinson!

Awww! My baby got a haircut. Gosh! He is to die for!

I WANT HIM!

Shih Yian, Let's Talk.

Amithabha

I'm innocent.

That was the angry child.

I don't curse.

But I did wish that she'll die a horrible death for making my baby sister cry.

It's healthy to express our feelings.

Pn Shanti should die and rot in hell.

:)

Current Question on My Mind

Are we human because we gaze upon the stars?
Or do we gaze upon the stars because we're human?

Do stars gaze back?

Empty Bookshelf

So. My bookshelf seems empty. Can everyone please return my books to the empty holes in my cupboard? It's really depressing looking at it.

Qian (13 books)
1. The Nannies
2. A Nannies Novel #2: Friends With Benefits
3. A Nannies Novel #3: Have To Have It
4. A Nannies Novel #4: Tainted Love
5. A Nannies Novel #5: All Night Long
6. Would I Lie To You?
7. Light of the Oracle
8. The Seer and the Sword
9 - 10: Can't remember
11. Twilight
12. New Moon
13. Eclipse


Shih Yian (2 Books)
1. Breaking Dawn (Qian wants it)
2. Notting Hell

Pei Min (1 DVD)
1 Gossip Girl Season 1.

Anymore? People, if there's anyone I missed out, please contact me kays? My poor books are missing their mistress and I'm missing them too. T.T

Bookies Come Back To Me!

Depressed

Joanne's making me depressed.

Seriously.

Why didn't anyone mentioned that ICPU takes only a year?!

T.T

College Myths

MYTHS

1st myth: Colleges are swarming with cute and hot guys. Mel told me that a certain member of the CAL student council's hot.

2nd myth: We'll be leaving high school behind.

3rd myth: College's huge.

4tf myth: Smaller class size, more individual attention which is basically why we're willing to cough up such an expensive college fees

TRUTHS

1st truth: The standards of guys in TUC is truly depressing. He's not.

2nd truth: You Never Ever leave high school behind

3rd truth: Taman Sea's bigger.

4th truth: My foot's smaller. There are like 29 people in my class. Just 8 less than high school. Heck people complain that tuition classes are too big.

Edited: There's 30 people in my class now.

.

Dear Xanga,

Why oh why do you decide to come back after so long?
I gave you a chance, dude.
I stuck with you when everyone told me
that the time for changes have come.

You abandon me when I needed you most.
You refused to let me in at all
All of a sudden when I've moved on,
You've decided that you want me after all?

What is it you want from me?
Just as I was getting comfy.
Why are you doing this to me?
It's too hard.

Karma.

Thank God It's Friday

I needed a break

Waking up at 7am is no fun
Bathing in cold cold water in the morning is no fun
Sitting in front of my closets selecting clothes in the morning is no fun
Forcing breakfast down my throat while watching the clock is no fun

Morning rides with daddy is fun
Finally being able to catch the 7.30 news is fun
Running up the staircases at 7.59 is fun
Lecturers trying to be lame is fun

Spending 10 minutes choosing place for lunch is weird
Rushing to every Chem class so we can get the front seat is a wee bit kiasu
Listening to Ms Angelene talk about her boys is cute
Trying to stay focus in Biology takes a lot of effort

Making new friends is akward
Bonding with new friends takes time
Mixing old and new friends together and see them get along is comforting
Finally being at ease with new friends is awww~

Monday: Early
Tuesday: A little early
Wednesday: Almost time
Thursday: On the Dot
Today: I was late.

Overall, college life turned out to be more than I've expected. One week in and we've been spoilt rotten. Reason people pay for a private education: Air cond. We're causing the depletion of the ozone layer though. You see, CFC is an extremly stable molecule as it has very strong covalent bond. It's hard to break them down even with lightning that produced a large amount of heat. As it is inert, CFC can stay in the atmosphere for more than 100 years. It travels slowly to the ozone and destroys it.
Told you that I love chemistry

Spent quite some time trying to figure out the pin code combo for the lock on my locker just now. That too, was fun. My glass is half full.

Everytime I think of something funny,
I have this tendency to look to my left.
How long will it take to adapt fully?

Opposite Attracts

In Chemistry, a positively charged cation will attract a negetively charged anion to form strong electrostatic bond.

In my class, my first friend, Melissa is really the opposite of me. Blogwise that is.

You see, the title of my blog's: 

reality + fairytales = realfairytales.

However, the title of her blog's: 

Life's No Fairy Tale.

See what I mean? xD

Chem lecturer said that equations must be wrote on a new line.

Anyway, this reminds me of Qian.

Did you know that everytime we go to Wern's house, I'll end up wearing a white T with black shorts while she'll be in a black T and white shorts.

And oh ya, Yan's fair and I'm dark.

I miss those two. 

I'm Leaving~ Not.

So. After weighing the pros and cons, the benefits and setbacks, I've decided to remain in G6. Very tempted to transfer to ICPU though.

G6:

` good maths lecturer

` good chemistry lecturer

` good ESL lecturer.  *I think she likes me. She was so happy to see me at lunch and her kids sound intersting too. Egypt~*

` goofy class teacher/physics lecturer

` Melissa and Cheryl

` No idea what Bio lecturer's talking about. *I must've been cursed in Bio. Never once got a good teacher*

Wern's class (G1)

` Pei Wern

` Good Bio teacher

` No using handphone in class

ICPU

` Hot male lecturer

` Most lecturers teach in sexy Canadian accent *I overheard one of the lecturers ordering a sandwich yesterday. gosh! who knew that tomato, cucumber and green pepper sounds so sexy! If only my parents used him to convince me to eat those veges when I was younger. *

` 1.5 years = $$$

Obviously, the Pros in staying in G6 is more than the others and therefore, I will stay. Sigh. How I wish that the fellow ICPU lecturers have the same break as us. Oh ya, and I wish that Bio won't be pulling me down. ICPU!!

Tomato, Cucumber, Green Pepper.

ps: Jun Hsien thinks that I'm in HELP. No idea who it was he saw and talked to the other day outside the Taylor's main campus carrying stacks of Bio text books. -.-

Tomato, Cucumber, Green Pepper.

Start Of Something New

College life is getting better.

I Think.

Things I've Just Found out today:
` Kai Jie's in Taylors (ICPU)
` Khai Yii's in Taylors (A - Levels)
` Xian Hui's in Taylors (A - Levels)

and I'm in SAM.

Should've stuck to my decision to study ICPU in form 3.
They have really hot lecturers!

Unfair.

Now, I'm debating with myself whether or not to change class.
I've got 2 great new friends, don't get me wrong.
But... Pei Wern gets to be in the same class as Han Hwa!

Double Unfair!

Sigh.
Gotta Shower now.

Free Class

Hi

So.

Yea.

Mmm.

Sien.

No Teacher.

Sien.

Mmm.

Yea.

So.

Bye

Broken

• Protruding or broken wire — This is a common problem. If a wire sticks out of the bracket or band or breaks, it may poke or damage your cheek, tongue or gum. The easiest solution is to use the eraser end of a pencil to push the wire into a less bothersome position. If you can't bend it out of the way, put a small piece of orthodontic wax over the end that is sticking out. You should not cut the orthodontic wire. A cut wire can be accidentally swallowed or inhaled into your lungs. If the damaged wire has caused a painful sore, rinse your mouth with warm salt water or an antiseptic rinse. This will keep the area clean and help reduce the discomfort. You can also apply an over-the-counter dental anesthetic (pain reliever), which will temporarily numb the area. If the pain doesn't get better or the sore seems to be getting worse, call your orthodontist.

5 days after my braces were installed, it broke. Stupid.

I Want My Mummy!

Jeng Jeng Jeng!

Lesson learnt:
Always wear low cut undies if wearing low cut jeans.

Look how ugly my handwriting became!
It's only been a month since I last wrote.

My maid's first reaction when she saw me in the morning: You change school?
Next reaction: You still want your school shoes?
-.-

So. First day of college was full of small talk, trying to make new friends.
I hate being out of my comfort zone.
I hate having to start all over again.
I hate that my clique's dispersed all over the college.

So, most of you know that I'm actually a really good stalker. Guess what? I found the blog that belongs to the girl who sat beside me today. Her name's Melissa and she loves chemistry. Yay! I'm not the only chem freak anymore. Did you know that I can memorise the whole periodic table? Show off!

Seniors were trying to con us into buying old textbooks. First with the chemistry text books, then with the specialist text book. Third time's the charm though. Wern, the bio past years we bought? It's only up to 2005. -.-

Halfway through my mentor-mentee briefing, Z sent me a message.
" *Jenny's* boobs look more prominent this year. Must be wearing push up."

Boys will always be boys

* Character's name has been changed to protect her identity.

Wake Me Up When December Ends

29/11: Searched the whole 1U for the Original Twilight, the one with an apple as a cover and not the movie cover. You see, I bought all the three other books at around a year ago. Wanted to get the first book but daddy said: No! You've spent more than 1000 on books! After months of begging and guilt trips, he finally agreed. Alas! It's all sold out.

30/11: Seeing my unhappiness due to the fact that I didn't have my Twilight, daddy decided to bring my to try the other bookstores for it. We went online and found out that MPH still has a few copy left in their database. A phone call to MPH the curve confirmed that they still have stock. I quickly reserved it and we went to get it. Declaration: The interest in Twilight is not because of the movie or the gorgeous Robert Pattinson but rather, it's something I've always wanted to read but had no time to hunt for the book

1st: Spent whole day wrapping up all my story books

2nd: Twilight - New Moon

3rd: Went out with Qian, Wern and Yeng to celebrate my birthday.

I am sixteen going on seventeen
I know that I'm naive
Fellows I meet may tell me I'm sweet
And willingly I believe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those

4th: Bye sweet sixteen, Hello I am seventeen, going on eighteen. Attended the Undang talk. First half of the undang talk was filled with 90210 on my ipod while the second half was something between crtisizing the lecturer, 90210 and New Moon

5th: Packed for Penang, bye New Moon, Hello Eclipse

6th: Went to Penang with the remaining two books in the Twilight series. Oh ya, and also the undang book. Finished Eclipse

7th: Breaking Dawn. You should've seen my aunts' faces when they saw the size of the book.

8th: Home sweet home.

9th: Finally decided to study for undang. Then I started to ponder upon the Twilight series. It was then that I realized that I was not in love with Robert Pattinson. I was in love with his character, Edward Cullen. Spoiler alert! If I were Bella, I would've did the same thing. In the end, it was all worth it when you have Reneesme!

10th: Woke up at 5 to study Undang. Suddenly, the SPM feeling was back. Really worth it though. Passed with a whooping 49 marks! Come to think of it, where on earth did I stuff my cert?!

11th: Went for Amali bengkel. Plain boring, not to mention torturing. First half was ok. We watched 90210 and played hangman, category: Disney Movies and Countries. Fun Fact: Josiah read the atlas when he was little. He can name all the countries in the world. The one country where we almost got hang? Malaysia.

12th: Prom. An event I've waited for my whole life. Preparation for prom started in May. I know. Very early. In may, my mum brought me to Bobbi Brown to purchase RM150 worth of product to get 1 free make up session. I think we bought a make up remover and set the appointment for 12th of December at 3. haha.

My dress inspired by Enchanted. Now, everytime I say that, everyone's first reaction would be: Oh My Gwad! How are you gonna walk in that? You see, everyone were picturing this:


Whereas, this is my design:



Anyway, mum took me to do my hair at 2pm and we rushed to 1U at 3. Later, rushed home t get changed and went to Shih Yian's house and left for Millennium Hotel. Then the usual bla bla bla prom stuff. I was sitting right in front of the speakers. Went deaf. Performance was ok. I like the prom king nominees' performance! Go Jerrard! He has an itch only May Yee could scratch.

Then came the climax: My camera was stolen. Yeap. Stolen. That retarded moronic low life scum bag ruined my prom by stealing my camera thus erasing the recorded memories of my prom. Later in my life when I prepare my beloved daughter for prom, I won't have anything to show her about mine. And when I become famous, I won't have any prom pictures to show E! See how that theif ruined my life?

A little reminder to all readers out there. Never go to millennium hotel next to Pavillion KL. There are full of retarded-low-life-scum-bag-moronic-thieves. I'm sure it's the retarded waiter. I threatened to sue but you know what they said: Your property is not our responsibility. End of story. Slams Phone. Retards.

And oh ya! Wonder why there isn't any photos of my birthday? They're all in the camera which that idiotic fella stole. Retard.

13th: Initially, I made up my mind to study a-levels so that I could go to the land of the hot British Lords. Since HELP was rumored to have the best A-Levels program, I made up my mind to go there despite the little number of sea-parkians there. However, I woke up, went to Taylors and signed up for SAM. Wanna know why? There was this really really HOT counselor there.

14th: Went to buy a new camera.

16th: Charmaine's bf gave us 4 tickets to watch the premier of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Thanks! Qian, Bryan, little brat and I went. Haha. Had trouble finding Bryan's house. When I called to ask where his house is and he asked if I knew where Paris was, I was so tempted to say France. Nevertheless, it was fun and I had a chance to collect details on how to survive in Australia. Appreantly, a chicken cost 2 dollars while bawang merah cost 6 whooping dollars! To all the girls out there, Bryan will make a great husband. He knows how to choose vege!

17th:Then came the fever
18th: Still sick
19th:Pei wern's girls' night out. Best sleepover ever. My cough became worse but it was totally worth it! Full details on Qian and Wern's blogs

20th: Little Brat's Birthday. She had a whole bunch of her friends over which kinda reminded me of us when we were her age. The Boys were afraid to mix with the Girls and were really awkward when they were playing games. xD I on the other hand had a great time with my baby cousin. apparently, the vamp fever's not over.

Little did he know what I was about to do.

The realization kicks in.

By the way, did you know that Robert Pattinson doesn't want to have children because he too, likes to bite kids.

Look!

22nd: Went to the dentist to extract 2 teeth.
23rd: Stayed at home moaning over my tooth ache
24th: Tongue kept falling out of the toothless hole
25th: Christmas party at Sifu's
26th: No idea
27th: Bored to death. Went hiking with parents. Don't ask.

28th: Pei Min's open house! Gosh! That girl has the nicest room I've ever seen! It's PURPLE! I want!!! And, she has an even more impressive book collection than I do. It started to drizzle as I was halfway through my meal. -.- And when I spotted Khai Yii, I screamed YOU!! I've not seen that sister in a few years. Haha.

When we were inside, Jerrard and Jun Hsien tried to make me jealous of their Pangkor trip. -.- Then Jun Hsien suggested we play bullsh*t.

Jun Hsien Me Khai Yii(James) Pei Min
Let's play Bullsh*t
What's that?
It's a card game
Oh My Gwad! I know bullsh*t! Let's play!
What's that?
You don't know either right?
Ya.
Ok, go get cards
I'll look for some
What's bullsh*t?
Few people play, you have to put a card bigger or smaller than the previous card. If you don't have one, lie. If you think the player's lying, shout bullsh*t. If the card's fake, the player has to take the whole pile. If it's real, you take the whole pile.
O~ Like cheat izit? Say cheat la!
Cheat? Like the one in neopet?
ya. -.-

After a few rounds of card games, everyone went out to the porch to drink. Pei Min opened a bottle of Barcardi and Jer became the bartender. I, being a good girl, drank only pure coke. Jun Xing tried to switch my drink. -.- After a few minutes, James and Rui Wei were both Red. Really Red. Later, Pei Min's bro, Chi Chen came. "Where's Pei Min?" Us: Dono. Him: Ok. Pass this to her. It was a bottle of Chivas which contains 45% alcohol.

We soon ran out of ice. Pei min went out to buy some. Pei Wern went home. I was the only girl there and the mind polluting began. Doraemon used to be cute. -.- Tried to explain to the boys that their need to go to the toilet so often was due to the alcohol they drank that inhibited the release of ADH thus causing the collecting duct to be less permeable to water. Water in urine cannot be reabsorbed and urine is produced in large amount and is very dilluted. At around 12, our responsible driver decided he had enough. Not wanting to risk being caught DUI, he fetched us home. awww! Thanks. Dad thought that I was drunk when I got home. He told Xiang who came and ask. When I told her I wasn't, she said:"That's what they all say."

And I couldn't sleep that night for I was high on sugar. Too much coke. Finally slept at 4am after god-knows-how-many rounds of hangman, category: Chemical Elements

29th: Trying to find someone decent without a hangover to talk to
30th:

31st: While everyone were busy counting down to new year, yours truly was busy getting 2 more teeth extracted and a pair of braces installed. The little brat refused to come into the dentist's office with me. She rather sit outside and watch project baby then go in and watch her future fate. Surprisingly, it wasn't painful at all. According to the dentist, the braces I'm having on now i the latest technology. Not only is it painfree but it also takes a shorter time. I'm only gonna have metal on my teeth for 1.5 years and I'll have beautiful perfect teeth. ^.^




End of 2008

I am Back At Blogspot.

Long long ago, I was a Blogspot-ian. Then, I left when blogspot decided to be stupid with the photo arrangement and joined Xanga. However, Xanga, which was totally nice to use, is now taking hours to load a single page and so I'm back. Yay. Welcome to my life.