3 gallons of bleach: 15$

plastic bags, rubber gloves, masking tape, rope: 25$

chain saw: 200$

look on cashiers face: price less

Flashback

Was looking through magazines from way back in 2005.

'This was when Angelina Jolie only had one kid! Now she has 7.'

'This was when Sandra just got engaged to Jesse James! Now they're divorced.'

After returning from Jer's brithday last night, I realize something. I miss Japan. ):

Grrrrrrrr. I want my photos back you A-hole that stole my iPod!

Lovely Bones

If I had but an hour to love,

If that be all it's given me.

An hour of love upon this earth,

I would give my love to thee

The Lovely Bones, 2009

My favourite poem currently.

Half banana

Today, I downloaded mandrin jokes from appstore.

I couldn't understand nuts.

so much for taking mandrin for SPM

oh loook

there's a brocolli in my braces
and I can't spell

Clubs

I think.. I'll join some sports based club.

1. I need to loose weight.
2. Guys in sports clubs are buff. I think
3. Char needs to teach me tennis.
4. The only exercise I get here is walking to the car park. We have elevators and lifts! Not the kinda lifts in GA though.

Me: How you know him?
Senior: we used to work together in clubs
Me: wow. you work in clubs? which ones? KL?
Senior: IMU clubs la!
Me: owh.

Orientation has finally came to an end. Boo! No more mamaking at 3, no more talking till 4.30, no more reaching home at 5. AM. I kinda like staying out late you see.

On a lighter note, I've made tons of friends! Mell's really proud of me now. It took some time but yea, someone counted last night and apparently, we all made around 40-50+ friends withing 2 weeks! Yay!

Gonna go sleep now. Uber tired but it was all worth it!

I want another outing!!
Missed the field trip. :/

Chap Goh Meh

Just got back from Penang.
Sigh, I really wanted to join the treasure hunt and the field trip today
But.. The parents wanted to go back to pray.
Oh well..

Classes are officially begining tomorrow.
*shivers*

And Mel?
Look! I made ONE NEW friend!
*beams*
Are you proud of me??

And no, I'm not gonna be throwing oranges tonight
Sini no river la

I Hate Febuaries

I used to thought that I hate November because of all the exams and crap and everything but now? I hate Febuaries. Why? It's robbing me of my family and friends.

It's the month when they leave, all at once.
Everyone that I care about,
I hate it, even if it'll benefit them.
I've never been really good at bidding goodbyes.
It's when you start to regret everything you've done to them,
Or rather everything that you've never did.
Like how you should've tried harder?

It's the month when I have to start Uni alone.
Have I ever mentioned that I hate that part?
I hate the trying to make new friends part.
I've never been really good at that.
It has always been others who initiate conversations.
Me? I usually sit there and hope that time would pass quickly.
I hope that there'll be another Mel next year, or another Cheryl that makes the effort to talk to me.
Or else, I'd be doomed.


Damn.
I hate this.

And it's so bloody hot now.

So Close

How could I face the faceless days

If I should lose you now?

We're so close

To reaching that famous happy end

And almost believing this was not pretend

Let's go on dreaming for we know we are

So close

So close

And still so far

I knew that the song sounded familiar. (:

It's kinda late but..

Hi 2010. It's like hello. But shorter.

Yea.

That's all.

my head hurts.. from sleeping too much. :/

owh how I miss the smell of the ocean, the wind in my hair, the laughter in my ears, the clattering of the teeth..

But most of all, I miss the peacefulness.

Rawr

Come Home~~~

I'm HOME!!

Melbourne was.. cool. literally.

Malaysia is HOT. literally.

Updates later. Maybe.

Come home PeiMin!!

Daughters

The interesting thing about daughters.

You spend the first 2 years in the supermarket buying diapers for her
Then you return 10-12 years later to buy pads and tampons

xD

Scoliodentosaurophobia

I'm hyperventalating.

For anyone who succesfully gets rid of the lizards in my place, I'll pay 10 bucks.
Seriously.
Help!!!
OMG
I'm gonna die of heart attack

EWWWWWW!

Poor Car

I don't wanna fetch Zi Qian anymore.

:/

kidding
but seriously
one more accident
and you're banned

93 marks?

See? You can do it.
Should've worked harder for trials right?
Wait. Didn't even have to work hard
Just had to work.
But you did not.
Or else, you would have aced it.
But you did not
Now?
You have to try to get 96%

Haha.

By the way, the brat thinks that I'm gay.
I admire women.
Does that make me gay?

Nah.
I lust after certain men.
older men
:P

FYI Aaron, not HIM

3 more marks
if it were this easy

Grade 8

I've officially passed Grade 8!

I would like to thank my parents for all their support, my sisters for believing in me, my teacher for all the encouragements and scoldings and the extra classes. But most of all, my gorgeously handsome examiner who was all smiles and kind and gorgeous and everything!

Remember This?

This post is actually inspired by Zi Qian's finding of a purple underwear on Help Campus. Most Taylorians would probably remember this if they went to McD or Starbucks or Face to Face that week.

Porn on the road.

I'm still keeping an eye out for the used condoms Ms Angeline told us about.
Never found any.